Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
So he can hang out with his pride and joy!
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What vegetables make the best music?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?