Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
So he can hang out with his pride and joy!
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What game do cows play at parties?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?