What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Bakin'.
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What fish loves to play in a band?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?