What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
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Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?