What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
A chameleon.
Why do math teachers love March?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?