What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Puppy chow.
Which is the worst season?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Where do kittens go to school?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
How long will dinner be?