What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Irish cream.
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do nosey peppers do?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?