What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Irish cream.
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
When do cows get tired?
What is another name for a cow?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?