Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?