Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Because of their cold stare.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What fish only swims at night?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What time of day was Adam created?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Which president loved to take baths?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Where does food go to take a nap?
How do billboards talk?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?