Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How do fall and winter say hello?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
We had a discussion about roses.
Which computer won the talent show?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?