Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Bears love exotic cars.
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?