What sweet treat never panics?
The marshmellow.
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
How does a taco bless the table?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?