What animal floats best?
The gir-raft.
When do cows get tired?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
How do billboards talk?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why do moms make good vintners?