What animal floats best?
The gir-raft.
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?