Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?