Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?