Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why was the mime upset?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?