Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the airline worker name her child?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?