Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
How was the wedding?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What day do hands always go to church?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
It's Crowded!
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?