What's the beach's favorite movie?
Dune.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where does laundry go to college?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Which relative loves rice?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What did one firefly say to the other?