What's the beach's favorite movie?
Dune.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What fairy loves to count?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Which cats love to be petted?
