Which relative loves rice?
Uncle Ben.
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call an old snowman?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you give a sick lemon?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Where can you always get cheap gas?