What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
A computer with a lot of bites.
What's E.T. short for?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why was the musician arrested?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What table can you never sit at?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?