What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Irish Spring®.
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
How much money does a skunk have?
How do you make a bandstand?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Where does a scientist wizard work?