Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Where do books sleep?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What nationality are most fish?
What birds make average students?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What words make the best athletes?