Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
Why are fish such good architects?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call a magical reptile?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why are trees always so positive?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you call an artistic dog?