What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
A bat mobile!
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?