What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's the scariest letter?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What sport can waiters play really well?