What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Which former US President was always cold?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
How long will dinner be?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you find at the end of everything?