What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
You're the cater-pillar of our family!
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What bee is good for your health?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?