What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
How do bears keep cool?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?