What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
How do bees get to school?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did summer say to spring?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What bee is good for your health?
When does a horse talk?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?