What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What game do cows play at parties?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What words make the best athletes?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?