What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do little fish love to play with?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What season begins with a thud?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why did the foal cough?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?