What's good for both poker and theater?
A full house.
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
How does one gelatin greet another?