What's good for both poker and theater?
A full house.
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Can February March?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why do all the planets get along?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What animal has the most fun?
How does a witch play loud music?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?