What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
What do you do when two snails fight?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's a henway?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why are trees always so positive?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?