Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?