How long did Cain dislike his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you do when two snails fight?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.