When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What was the first animal in space?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How does a barber get to work?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?