When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
Why was the dairy grumpy?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Someone stole my mood ring!
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?