Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
He was feeling all stuffed up!
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Where does breakfast live?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?