Where do cows go for lunch?
The calf-eteria.
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
How do fireflies start a race?
Which family member is always relieved?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Families are like fudge.
What do you call an arctic cow?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?