What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
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What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
How does a barber get to work?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
How are mountains able to see?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What animal floats best?
Why are skeletons always hungry?