Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do bees chew?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How do animals blend into the desert?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How long do chickens work?