What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
I love you a whole watt!
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?