What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
I love you a whole watt!
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What is the strongest animal?