What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
A match made in heaven.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What's the richest basketball team?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What animal floats best?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?