How do fireflies start a race?
Ready, steady, glow.
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What does a panda ghost say?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What does an evil hen lay?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What sport is full of interior designers?