What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
How do hurricanes see?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?