What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why are winter days great?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
