What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Dogs would love us even if we couldn't use the can opener.
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What is an archer's favorite store?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What are the strongest days of the week?
How do billboards talk?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?