Where do logs like to go on hikes?
The woods.
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?