What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Marsh-mallows.
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why do bees gossip?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What style of music weighs the most?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why are trees so good at interior design?