What do you eat on July 5th?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How is life like toilet paper?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?