Why are maps such great therapists?
They can get to the route of the problem.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?