What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A ball hog!
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why is money so stubborn?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
How are teens like cats?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?