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A ball hog!
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Why did the peach buy deodorant?
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What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
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What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
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What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do bees chew?
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