What is a mouse's favorite game?
Hide and squeak.
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call two birds in love?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why was the bunny upset?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?