If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H2O cubed.
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
We had a discussion about roses.
What day never takes itself seriously?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the sailor lose his job?