What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
A fence.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
How do billboards talk?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?