How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
It will be green with envy.
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do cows always add to their salad?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Which state has the best streets?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the Easter egg hide?