How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
It will be green with envy.
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?