Why do trees try new things so often?
Because every autumn, they turn over a new leaf.
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?