What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a dog in space?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?