What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's the friendliest national park?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What shape is bad at driving?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?