What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Round steaks.
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What sports are both plant-based?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the fish blush?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What does an evil hen lay?